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A few weeks back, I was requested by a humble mortal to complete the questionnaire with the most humorous answers possible. The keyword was humour and that had me stuck. Since I suck in the way that I can barely pen anything funny, I kept on putting it off for weeks until today when I just felt like doing it in a spontaneous matter-of-factly sort of a way.

>> 1.What is your Full Name: Aprilfreak

>> 2.Are you American or English?? Actually neither, but living in Britain for close to 5 years has made me an English half-caste.

>> 3.What are you listening to right now? The voices in my head.

>> 4.What are the last 2 digits of your phone number? 6 and 5

>> 5.What was the last thing you ate? An over-salted and over-pureed pasta.

>> 6.If you were a crayon what colour would you be? Blue

>> 7. How is the weather right now? Crap. That’s like a knee-jerk reflex answer from any Londoner.

>> 8. Last person you talked to on the phone? The project co-ordinator where I work. In the library.

>> 9. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Voice. How they speak. And what they speak.

>> 10. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Hell yea.

>> 11. How are you today? A little pissed, a little glad.

>> 12. Favourite Drink? Can’t decide between a glass of thick mango-strawberry smoothie and a glass of californian rose wine.

>> 13. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Wines all the way. 

>> 14. Favorite Sport? Rowing and of late, swimming.

>> 15. Hair Colour? Black.

>> 16. Eye Colour? Dark brown.

>> 17. Do you wear contacts? No. Can’t afford the heftily priced daily ones. And the monthly ones are such a chore to wear, given my criminally poor memory for these small things, I’d be sleeping with them most days of the month. Which I’ve heard, hurts a lot.

>> 18. Siblings? A younger sister. Enough said. LOL

>> 20. Favourite Food? There’s just no beating the timeless rajma-chaawal or daal-chawal.

>> 21. Last Movie you Watched? Children of Men.

>> 22. Favourite Day of the Year? The day of the end-of-year results. There’s so much emotion overkill on that single day and the days leading to it, it makes for the blandness of the rest of the year.

>> 23. Are you too shy to ask someone? Depends what I am asking.

>> 24. Summer or winter? Winter.

>> 25. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs.

>> 26. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate.

>> 27. Who is most likely to respond? To WHAT?

>> 28. Who is least likely to respond? Again, to what?

>> 30. What books are you reading? A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, Air Babylon by Edwards Jones and Spouse-The truth about marriages by Shobha De.

>> 31. What’s on your mouse pad? Not applicable. Its a laptop I am sitting with.

>> 32. Favourite Board Game? Chess. And Ludo.

>> 33. Favourite Smell? Petrol.

>> 34. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Taken me for a lizard, have you?

>> 35. Favourite Flower? Sunflowers. Stunning and vibrant yellow.

>> 36. What’s the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? How many more minutes of sleep I can get before I start to get late.

>> 37. What`s the time? 11 in the night.

>> 38. Nickname: Sunny.

>> 39. Ever been so drunk you blacked : Absolutely. My threshold for getting drunk is shamefully low.

>> 40. Been in a car accident: Yeah. A pretty horrid one too. Came out unscathed though being an attentive rear-seat passenger

>> 41. Been hurt emotionally: To the point of numbness.

>> 42. Kept a secret from everyone: Nope. I can barely keep one given my poor memory.

>> 43. Wanted to hook up with a friend? Bigtime, back in school though. And I hooked up as well. Only to learn never go down that road, ever again.

>> 44. Cried during a Movie: If u mean bawling, never. Its a silent throat-choke and tear-filled-eyes routine.

>> 45. Had a crush on a teacher: Nope.

>> 46. Ever thought an animated character was hot? That busty whats-her-name from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

>> 47. Had New Kids on The Block Tape?: Nope. What is that BTW?

>> 48. Been on stage: A few times in school. From playing one of the victims of Jallianwala Bagh to doing some mythological plays.

>> 49. Fave movie: Too many. Of the recent ones, Children of Men, V for Vendetta, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Minority Report and Munich.

>> 50. Fave Subject: Medicine, medicine and medicine.

>> 51. Fav person to talk to online: Since my family’s moved back, its great talking to mom.

>> 52. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope.

>> 53. Like anyone? Nope.

>> 54. Who have u known the longest of your friends: A girl from school whom I have known since the 1st standard in school and with whom I still share a great rapport.

>> 55. Who’s the shyest: Weird incomplete question. I ain’t shy though.

>> 56. Who’s the weirdest: That I whole-heartedly confess, I AM.

>> 57. Who do you go to for advice: The voice in my head. My gut instinct.

>> 58. Who do you cry with: Myself. And I like giving a shoulder to anyone who feels like having a good cry.

>> 59. Worst Feeling: The dread just before you are handed your end-of-year results.

>> 60. Favourite Word: The f word has been a favourite for ages. Its like the ultimate embodiment of everything evil, everything disgusting and everything worth hating. And it manages to be all this with just four letters. Try beating that.

Cheers!!!